"Average" was enough for today tho

🥲 Hatem Ben Arfa playing against an English team again… 🔥 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕.

The exact moment I realised I had left the iron on.

Hyller bytur? Hårreisende at kapteinen vår drar på utesteder i en alder av 15 og menger seg med damer som kunne vært bestemora hans 😡😡😡

Arteta at half time #NEWARS #afc

Bruuuunoooo!!!!! #NEWARS

Nick Pope

Newcastle and Leeds ahead of their title decider in May.

Artist formerly known as Prince.

Clapping when the plane lands

This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.

Idag var jag på prostataundersökning. Det är ju lite jobbigt men viktigt i min ålder. 😬 Läkaren var en medelålders man, och innan undersökningen säger han: ”ok, försök att inte få erektion nu Anders”. - Jag: ”alltså, jag heter Mattias”. Läkaren: ”jag vet, jag heter Anders”.

Loris Karius

Elon Musk er så uberegnelig. Først slipper han Donald Trump tilbake inn på Twitter, og nå ser det ut til at han har sluppet inn Liverpool-supporterne også.

Retweet this if your football club are playing in the Champions League next season 😁🏁