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David D'Ambrosio

@daviddambrosio

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calendar_today24-04-2009 07:16:39

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I must have spent an hour figuring out what to wear tonight so I wouldn’t be cold meeting a friend for drinks. I’m glad I did.

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I miss that little place in NW that served PBR and crêpes. I can’t remember the name, otherwise I’d use Google Maps to see if it somehow still exists. I don’t have time to look for it walking through the neighborhood today.

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A truly heartbreaking list. Why does time have to march forward, why does anything have to change? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_d…

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Watching from the window of my living room, debating if it’s worth it to go outside. OMSI has something going on if only I had enough motivation to cross the river. timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa…

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Rather than doing something productive on my day off, I went out for a walk. False spring was turning into bogus summer. And then it started raining.

Rather than doing something productive on my day off, I went out for a walk. False spring was turning into bogus summer. And then it started raining.
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Last week work was so horrendous I’m considering staying home tomorrow to do origami. Probably also an excellent opportunity to take care of my old billing…

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Damn. I’m out of laundry detergent, but I loathe having to buy it somewhere it’s going to be a big production to get it out of the glass case…

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A friend told me about a bar that will be showing the Eurovision final, so I won’t have to relearn how to use a VPN to watch it at home. Plus, people.

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My only real vice is the alarming amount of caffeine I consume. How can I even begin to address it when there are reps from energy drink companies handing out free cans on my street?

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Quiet Saturday evening Downtown. The sun was low in the sky behind me and I was impressed by how far my shadow could reach ahead of me on the pavement.

Quiet Saturday evening Downtown. The sun was low in the sky behind me and I was impressed by how far my shadow could reach ahead of me on the pavement.
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I remember when Siri first came out, everyone thought it was hilarious to ask it where to hide a body. And Siri would tell you! Just now I tried it, and I got “I don’t have an answer for that.”

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I just typed "Is Sriracha good on popcorn" into Google. What did I expect the answer to be? Nobody's posting that the combination is merely meh, or a terrible mistake. I'm going ahead with it.