This is a wild stat I just learned about just how much the NBA has changed over the years.

Total 3 pointers made:
• 1980’s: 54
• This season: 807,097

Me when it rains.

Want to feel old?

The baby from the Arj Barker fiasco is 19

My mate recently had a vasectomy but the opposite, you know like where they put the cum back in the balls? And he said it was so painful that he couldn’t ride his bike home afterwards. So the lesson here is don’t get a vasectomy if you love riding your bike.

People who call it the great outdoors haven’t spent enough time in it. It’s just the ok outside.

Imagine how big Clifford’s big brown shits are.

My mate recently had a vasectomy but the opposite, you know like where they put the cum back in the balls? And he said it was so painful that he couldn’t ride his bike home afterwards. So the lesson here is don’t get a vasectomy if you love riding your bike.

Currently in a peaceful camping trip with my family I fucken hate it.

Kung Fu Panda but it’s rats. Rats Kung Fu.

[documentary about the dumbest piece of shit animal alive]
David Attenborough: ah the fucken panda, why are we even filming this

My phone’s been overheating but it’s cool, it makes watching the world burn feel so much more realistic.

Son’s in tears after watching Air Bud. I probably didn’t need to tell him that dog’s been dead for a long time.

Little red riding hood couldn’t tell the difference between a wolf and her own grandmother. They should have just let her die.

The Silence of the Lambs but it’s rats. Rats of the Lambs.

Sweat is just weakness you can lick off someone’s nutsack.

They have porno on the computer now.

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2024: $245,600,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2024: $168,200,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2024: $116,600,000,000

Three words: lads, please may I have several billion dollars please

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2024: $245,600,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2024: $168,200,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2024: $116,600,000,000

Three words: lads, please may I have several billion dollars please