shitposting on LinkedIn is such an underrated activity lmaoooo

glibc's malloc statistics are useless (e.g. mallinfo(3), malloc_stats(3))– total allocated space (bytes) is counted using a 32-bit integer.

MySQL on GitHub mysqlrelease.com/2014/09/mysql-…

More details & #Benchmark results on 1-table OLTP_RO/RW workloads MySQL 5.7: dimitrik.free.fr/blog/archives/… - indeed, #MySQL 5.7 rocks! ;-))

Today was a great day See @Northstar_CA. 31 inches of snow in 7 days and still falling throughout the day. Lots of open terrain. #TahoeSkiBum

Q: How many golf balls fit on a schoolbus? A: Just hire somebody else

Don't miss InnoDB: A journey to the core III with #LinkedIn's Davi Arnaut & #Google's @jeremycole April 14 at #PerconaLive! bit.ly/1Hbwr4E

Announced today in Tomas' keynote: MySQL team now accepting pull requests on GitHub.

I just hit 1.5 MILLION QPS with WebScaleYesMark™ pastebin.com/RcUH0n1K on MySQL 5.7.7 RC, with default config. Web Scale!

eBPF (extended Berkeley Packet Filter) One Small Step: brendangregg.com/blog/2015-05-1… (in-kernel sandboxed bytecode execution)

There is a big difference between getting shit "done" and getting "shit" done. Choose wisely.

RT NWS Glasgow: A view of two circulations in the upper level flow mixing with smoke from Canadian wildfires.

11:59 AM T-Storm coverage increasing quickly. Stay tuned for latest updates. pic.x.com/Xe0mM1IHyx

Not hard to find #CAwx in this north hemispheric view of total rainfall (GFS model) 4cast thru Oct 5. Euro same, dry.

Percona is hiring VP of Engineering lnkd.in/e_ePwcF Are you interested in leading Open Source Database Innovation ?

.NWS Climate Prediction Center Winter Outlook issued today. High confidence of near to above normal precipitation across the South. #cawx

#Patricia the strongest eastern north Pacific hurricane on record and heading for landfall go.usa.gov/3hAkm

So... I tried to pay someone back for "Cuban Food" on PayPal and ran afoul of OFAC for saying "Cuban." Absurd.

Another great shot of the Half Dome at Yosemite National Park this morning. Lots of new snow; more on the way! #CAwx