So far tonight we appear to have broken Bill Bailey and then made him very happy with our bird knowledge and Halloween suggestions 😂

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Wonder if it was a Tory head 😘

BREAKING: F35 jet lost over Scotland (England's largest county) The £80.085mil warplane was last seen stuck in a cloud over Glasgow. If anyone has seen the jet please call Sqn Ldr Nottie Zactly-Trew on 0800857175 Photographed from a Canberra

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Woohoo! Stock take is over!

Some people need to learn the subtle art of fucking off

Apparently it's my fault when some stupid bitch lets her kids run out into the road in front of my car

Oh planet rock. You do make cooking dinner more fun

Does Harry pottery shout expeleamus when he's on the toilet?

Off to a wine tasting tonight, oooooh.

I've invented a new kind of marketing technique. It's called 'confuse the shit out of everyone'.

Hosebeast. That is all.

Had Dave Hill from Slade in the shop today. Awesome!

Very much looking forward to going out tonight. Just need to find someone who owes me money, lol

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Rock and roll to the end. Rest in peace Nick x

@Schtropi they've been in touch with his parents, he's dead

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