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Hooray for Britain !!

Well done the Toon managing to nick a point at home against some Premiership big boys. Champions league spot is still alive.

My lovely Mrs, just being lovely.

In Harrods, we found the Panda department.

A border exists in this country, on one side they start every sentence with "Guys" on the other side we don't speak wankish

Whoever thought this up deserves a medal !

This is fucking brilliant - The face you make, and dance you do when the beat for LRAD drops. vine.co/v/hA6JHpxZWp3

Are those war drums ??

Can I serve paella in a lobster bowl ? Asking for a friend.

The light bulb has just blown in the toilet and I've bumped into a little girl with a torch and the Argos catalogue !!

"Knock Knock" "Whose their?" "The Grammar Police" "Oh fuck"

I've been done!! Didn't think about the automatic update on my phone. Thought 9.30 was really 8.30, but look at my watch and it's 10.30!!

A few nervous horses about !!

I can hardly wait for my half time quiche and vol-au-vent, spew, spew, spew!!

Poorly,quite poorly.

What a defensive performance that was!! Adam Clayton was immense 🙌

Norwich 0-1 Middlesbrough: Visitors move top of the Championship with crucial victory tlks.pt/tO5R8e

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