I just drove around Queens between the same 3 locations for nearly 4 hours filming myself for a focus group, and can't tell if I'm a crafty side-hustler or a complete fucking moron

if i was a defense contractor i'd simply sleep with the hot chinese spy and NOT leave her alone in the room with my laptop lol like how hard is that

I do not think it was a masterpiece or anything, but I'm starting to think CIVIL WAR is replacing REQUIEM FOR A DREAM for my new demarcation line of whether someone understands movies. "I hated it, they don't explain how the war started" vs. "That's because it isn't the point"

Urine urine everywhere; and not a drop to drink

People who do the same costume for Halloween every year as their "thing" always bother me a little. Nothing to lose sleep over. But I note it. I remember.

The moon and Venus set in New Orleans

The first butt is the deepest

Chuck Woolery has died. That makes two people who've blocked me on Twitter sent to the afterlife. A lesson to be learned.

can you imagine how hard it’s gotta be to diagnose an italian for a concussion

I am Malcolm X

🎵Thats me in the corner - knowing more than you about Jamie Gillis, watchin Waterpower Trying to explain, to my friends And I don't know if I can do it Because he's really into butts I haven't said enough 🎶

There's not really an element of life I can't think of in some way that I don't despise - but I did get home drunk, watch a video of my friends dog fucking a Mickey Mouse doll in front of his family, and giggle to myself alone. You can't take that part of it all from me.

If your name is Cameron there's a 55% chance you're into QAnon

It's cool to be a cat

I'm about to crash out with my gash out

Who will win the Fuck Contest?

I own more Dragon Magazines than you do.

Co-worker told me yesterday he doesn't like any hip-hop really except for "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre & Ice Cube. Like, just that song.

Society ended when they stopped throwing lighters up

I'm against the antisemitism at Colombia U. but I'm also 6 credits short of a Masters in Fucking. So I am not going to weigh in on the debate for a bit.