Mum can we get Ryan Teague? We have Ryan Teague at home Ryan Teague at home:

1. Define social media that isn't overarching ban on 90% of the internet or has so many holes as to be ineffectual 2. Tell me what the plan is when kids inevitably don't listen to this age restriction and something happens but they are too scared to admit to being online?

My wanting Arnold gone from the second he got the job is more and more justified every month

I fucking beg Australian supporter groups to stop with the megaphones when there's like 10 people. You sound like a dickhead and look like you just want to seem special and have a small bit of power

I'm trademarking Jangoalski early #MVCvMCY #ALW

Reno for the Johnny Warren medal! Johnny WarRENO medal #MVCvBRI

When the bots on A-league socials crash

A-leagues, best in the world

Add me on blue sky @davematteo.bsky.social

In other words it only cost an extra 8 cents per Victorian per week to run one of the most essential public services possible Seems a good deal to me

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Me: Aus punk is really good with a lot of awesome messages about social change Them: oh yeah who's your favourite band? Me:.........squirt circle

Caitlin Foord is the most cocksure ethnic player to ever play for the national team #AUSvBRA

Elite Christmas present

Hello, the a-league is a wonderful tyrefire that produces endless moments of meme energy. Here are some random moments from over the years. Season 1 Highlights: - David Zdrilic misses a match for Sydney after impaling himself with a pole at training

Alana Murphy deserves more hype in Aus football than she gets. At 19 she controls a very very attack minded midfield like a 15 year veteran. She deserves a Matilda's chance #MVCvWSW #ALW

Last one before I bin off twitter davematteo.bsky.social

I should be able to get some sort of verification with tech support lines so I don't wait for 90 minutes on hold just to be asked to power cycle and unplug cables. Put me on like an automatic tier 2 issue solving