Michael Scott. (@datemlke) 's Twitter Profile
Michael Scott.

@datemlke

Hi. I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

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590 Tweet

96 Followers

118 Following

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

4 years ago

“That shirt gets tighter by the day.”

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

4 years ago

Is he thinking about 📎Pam Beesly📎’s milkers at 1 am? you bet your ass he is.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

4 years ago

“That’s not even the right pose, PAM.”

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

4 years ago

where’s 📎Pam Beesly📎 when um his Sunday is this… hard?

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

4 years ago

i’m definitely not staring from my office.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

4 years ago

That’s me, I’m dad.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

3 years ago

good morning. he misses @godinthischiIis.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

3 years ago

Two words. Mommy. Milkers.

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GIFS
@gif__

2 years ago

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📎Pam Beesly📎
@scranton_milf

a year ago

"It's just us, hun. Drop your pants. We're doing it right here in the grass!" 😉

"It's just us, hun. Drop your pants. We're doing it right here in the grass!" 😉
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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

Might have a stroke.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

👀

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

I need as my phones on deck as possible!

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

I’m not retiring yet, Pammy.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

Okay you can have my job —.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

I should not be daydreaming of 📎Pam Beesly📎’s Pam Pams on Christmas Eve. But here we are.

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

Dunder Mifflin’s own initiation process! How else will I make sure you have all the assets to make it here?

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Michael Scott.
@datemlke

a year ago

“True story.”

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𝐵E͟E͟S͟L͟E͟Y͟.
@clerkbxtch

a year ago