As a cannibal, what's the best thing about one night stand. You don't have to buy breakfast.

Why can't a pedophile get Corona? Because Covid is 19.

I was asked if I like breasts or legs. I told them feet and anal, I was arrested and banned from KFC.

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? They’re so fucking raw they’re still writing diaries.

Pakistan and PUBG have one thing in common other than P. Only the best shooter survives.

What is the worst part of watching your siblings have sex with each other? Being left out.

A Muslim is like an appendix. Nobody cares until it threatens to explode.

I'm not a pedophile anymore! Happy 18th birthday to my sister by the way.

What comes after a billion? Divorce.

What has two hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking.

Just scanned my emo friend's wrist at a supermarket and it said he was an apple. Makes sense since he was hanging from a tree.

Your mom is too slow. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

How do you get a fat chick to fuck you? Piece of cake.

Do cannibals think disabled people are healthy cause they're vegetables?

White face ift.tt/3wUw5NA

Sex talk ift.tt/3wTRjes

What do a Jewish person and a bad joke have in common? They both could have been executed better.

Imagine going to see Travis Scott. But you end up seeing Juice WRLD instead.