Dropped my one and only earring down the drain. It was painful. Pls send good vibes 😭

What’s adulting if not crying while cleaning your oven of the mess your dumb ass made 😅

My secret talent is being bottom end on the leaderboard of a video game I obsessively play. I’m hot shit. Get with it.

I would do anything to save this planet! #WorldEarthDay2021

Clubhouse is a whole ass thirst trap.

Me when anything goes wrong in life

1500 signatures 🙏🙏🙏

Clubhouse rooms be like: 🎙 Deconstruct and manifest your innermost desires AND ✨shoot your shot✨🥰😘💕❤️💙💦💦

Got the vaccine. Now waiting for my superpowers to show up. It better not be something lame like invisibility. Already have that.

The London victims’ family has now approved the use of this picture publicly: • Yumna Salman, 15 • Madiha Salman, 44 • Grandmother, 74 • Salman Afzaal, 46

It’s scary when your neighbour knows your apartment layout better than you 😳

At the vaccine clinic and the lady goes on and on explaining potential side effects. Then asks, “have I scared you enough?” 😅 Ma’am you can do a whole Ted talk and imma still roll up my sleeve

DO NOT LINK TO ASSHOLES WITH BAD PODCAST OPINIONS. THAT IS THEIR BUSINESS MODEL.

Can’t wait for season 2!

Kinda feel like live-tweeting the Federal Election Debate but feels pretentious 😭

Okay hear me out: a sitcom remake of Dexters Laboratory but the mom and dad are climate rejectionists and conspiracy theorists.

When I was in 7th grade our English teacher asked us to write a poem. Here’s the first two lines of my brief and only attempt at poetry. Writing poetry is difficult, yes indeed; Not everyone can write it, but some can indeed. I still think about this.

DIAMOOO!!

Except mine only wants to have a chat at 3am

I feel seen :’)))