He's made it to Holland. Amazing RT Football Away Days: PEC Zwolle tribute to The Wealdstone Raider with this banner today...

MANCHESTER UNITED v LIVERPOOL COMP IF EITHER TEAM SCORES A PENALTY TODAY WE WILL GIVE 1 FOLLOWER WHO RTS £500 CASH #SUPERSUNDAY

Poor Jim White having to try and sound excited about Wilfred Zaha and Ryan Bertrand signing for the clubs they were already at.

COMPETITION: RT for a chance to win a pair of #CapitalOneCup Final tickets! #THFC #CFC T&Cs: bit.ly/1DkJ3nO

Want to win Capital One Cup final tickets? Follow the instructions to be in with a chance! #CFC #THFC

Want to win Capital One Cup final tickets? Follow the instructions to be in with a chance! #CFC #THFC

Want to win Capital One Cup final tickets? Follow the instructions to be in with a chance! #CFC #THFC

We still have four pairs of Capital One Cup final tickets to give away! Follow the instructions to enter. #THFC #CFC

We still have four pairs of Capital One Cup final tickets to give away! Follow the instructions to enter. #THFC #CFC

We have four pairs of Capital One Cup final tickets to give away! Follow the instructions to enter. #THFC #CFC

There is still time to enter our Capital One Cup final ticket competition. #THFC #CFC

You can still enter our competition to win Capital One Cup final tickets. Follow the instructions below. #CFC #THFC

Chelsea fans! Spurs fans! Win Capital One Cup final tickets! Follow the instructions below!

There's just two hours left to enter our Capital One Cup final ticket giveaway! #CFC #THFC

Thanks to everyone who entered our Capital One Cup final ticket competition. It's now closed. We'll be in touch with the winners on Monday.

Watch Katie Couric's epic prank again! bit.ly/CouricPrank #LateLateShow

Woo! I love Take Me Out!

If this poster for our Leicester Square Theatre show gets 50 retweets, we will treat ourselves to a jam doughnut. #believe

Only 8 RTs needed on Bad Bat Productions's tweet and I think Krispy Kreme UK will actually send us a whole doughnut! Come onnnnnn be a part of it!