Can you have a girl in your bed and not try to do anything? That’s weird to me.

Our friend Megan Walsh with a broken arm taking it to the house against juice. SportsCenter ESPN SCTop10 Scott Van Pelt #girlpower #cooked

SteelerNation RT if u AB in Pittsburgh

PFT?? PFT Commenter

Best part of this high light is first base coach relexively grabbbing his nuts in sympathy

Gambling is a whole different high

Today at work, we had a 30 minute discussion on who has had their butthole licked and then played the name game. Pretty solid day so far.

Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not.

Why don't teams run the ball against New England in crunch time in the super bowl?

You wanna see some bad white bitches? Go to an NHL game.

Just found out that Ken Griffey Jr's real first name is George. Mind blown.

Rob Manfred is a squid that never played baseball.

Watching march madness makes me miss the competition and playing with my brothers.

I don't miss 6 am workouts doe.

I'd shit my pants everytime Giancarlo Stanton swung if I was playing third.

I've had enough of the horns the Japanese fans are playing. #WBC2017

A Mexican restaurant isn't authentic unless it has espn deportes on one tv and a soccer match on the other.

"Holy shit! They scored 66 points in OT" -OOMF #ncaaWFF

I'm trying to park that beef bus in tuna town!!