Thank each and every one of you. 666 we did it! Satan Ann Coulter

Toronto Blue Jays 2019 Betting Odds, Preview: The Future is Now (Sort Of) actionnetwork.com/mlb/toronto-bl…

"With my shirt off, I tell the girls to just kick the shit out of me. I kid you not these women were chopping me like Ric Flair had Macho Man in the corner. SMACK. Chest turning red. Hand prints on my skin. They were loving it. Taking turns just hacking away at me." - Me #MLB

A 114% chance that one of these women is chosen. I like it.

Two summers ago I was in Amsterdam. I loved the martinis at my hotel bar. It was fun to walk around and smoke weed. I found a sports bar that showed soccer from all over the world and had epic Shawarma. A wonderful memory. RKC Waalwijk of Netherlands Eredivisie 1-0, cash dat!

When the 49ers traded up to pick #3, Kyle Pitts texted his TE coach at Florida, per Jeremy Fowler: "Is it a QB or is it me?"

this shit still goes so hard

Dopey Lord Sugar—Look in the mirror and thank the real Lord that Donald Trump exists. You are nothing!

I am a defender of Miley Cyrus, who I think is a good person (and not because she stays at my hotels), but last night's outfit must go!

"Catherine Johnson: Donald J. Trump I respect your integrity sir. Rock on."

I'm at the Jefferson Iowa DairyQueen doing "you know what" !!!

Think about this. The phrase "The Bills are in the playoffs" has never been tweeted, posted on Facebook, or uttered by an Uber driver. It has never been told over satellite radio. It has never been streamed. It has never been blogged or vlogged. It has been faxed, though.

The future is bright

Patriots’ CB Malcolm Butler to ESPN’s Mike Reiss: “They gave up on me. F—. It is what it is.”

no better way to celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ than railing 5 lines of powder in the handicap bathroom at Sunday Mass

I do not love wine APRIL FOOLS

How to properly celebrate 4/20. #420Day

DannerB7 this is what we would have now ... a lot can change based on current series outcomes and injuries Bos +900 GS -1600 Cle +500 GS -700 Bos +700 Hou -1100 Cle +400 Hou -550

Multi-Billion Dollar Industry Creates Rules to Prevent Employees from Being Mean to a Song.