Slow motion reality of my nephew luring me on to the bouncy castle, and then pushing me down it.

If you're a fan of heat, these noodles hit the spot. £1 in Home Bargains 🔥

We finally made it official!! Mr & Mrs O’Sullivan 💍 ❤️

Commentating on #NUFC's transfer window is never fun. Nor is checking for news, getting wound up, ranting, having a go at those who rant or letting it dominate your thinking and time. Best to just tune out of it until anything happens, and have some Quavers 🧘‍♂️

The harmonising between Olivia Rodrigo and Robert Smith of The Cure for Friday I'm In Love sounded class! #Glastonbury2025

It should be mandatory for all UK houses to have air con. I'm dying a slow, moist death here.

If you're out walking your dog in 30 degree heat, you deserve to be put in an oven for 45 minutes, at 180°C.

The "PIF don't mess about" line doesn't apply to #NUFC. No stadium plans announcement still, no new training ground announcement, CEO is leaving, Sporting Director leaving, no stadium sponsor, slow to make signings. Been after Trafford for about 2 years. PIF do mess about.

Manifesting a Lewis win today....Come on lad. Looking good for a close fight regardless #F1 #BritishGP

can’t park there mate

Lovely moment for Lando. Over the moon for Nico Hulkenberg. So, so deserved for him after so long #F1 #BritishGP

Nice scenes. But it's not quite Lewis winning at Silverstone scenes is it? Vibe is different. You can't replicate the Greatness of the King #F1 #BritishGP

Alright...enough now. Too much merchandise and endless ways for fans to make the club money...It's time to be competent and make signings. Pre-season fast approaching. No excuses now #NUFC

Newcastle United It's beyond cheeky now. This is a working class club. People work hard to pay for this stuff. All summer it has just been endless announcements about how fans can part with more money. Be competent and improve the squad. Do your bit.

It's 2025 and Lord Of The Rings is still the best trilogy ever!

I really like Piastri, and would be happy to see him win the Championship, but yesterday asking McLaren to switch his and Lando's places? I mean Lando did nothing wrong and it was his home GP. Very, very weird of Oscar to even think that would be possible #F1

Ironic that #NUFC were unwillingly forced to sell our best young prospect in Elliot Anderson for just £35m, to comply with PSR. One year on, we're buying one of their players for £55m; £20m more than what got for Anderson. Pleased if we get Elanga, but this system is ridiculous.

Oh dear oh dear. Bye bye Christian Horner #F1

No prisoners tomorrow. Wearing shorts to work.

Not a bad night shot with the camera tonight! 📸🌙🌚