Hotel check in time being at 3pm will never make any sense to me. Then they want you to roll over and be ready for checkout at 11, who came up with this shit?

Yooo it’s Aries season ⚡️

i have to be constantly receiving packages to feel alive

Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial x.com/banksnorest2/s…

Y’all cyberattack everything but student loans and it’s so annoying. Focus.

No one tells you that the #1 side effect of being pregnant is constantly losing and finding chip crumbs in your belly button

My husband after our gender reveal: “Dani, I keep getting butterflies whenever I think about having a girl” He was born to be a girl dad 🥺🎀

girls who drink pickle juice straight from the jar are superior. I said what I said.

Sliced cucumbers and salt. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

This aged well

Honestly if u watch the news, stop. Forget about it, live your life, make your own decisions, don’t let them take your energy

Vaccinated or not, always remember to hop up off the bed and turn your swag on, take a look in the mirror and say wassup

mfs was havіng sex at 13 while i was tryna figure out what 8/7 Central meant on Disney Channel

Did it hurt? When you realized 2022 is only a couple months away and you’re still trying to recover from 2020?

Today I called my husband out of the blue bc I missed him and he answers “what up hoe”. I’m really glad we have this mutual agreement on keeping the romance alive in our relationship.

instagram and facebook being down is a gift to social media managers everywhere this monday

“Being hurt is inevitable. Living hurt is a choice.”

you should get paid time and a half at work if you have a tummy ache

Ladies, marry the man who doesn’t rush you in the planner aisle