the uber driver sneezed so i said tasukaru and he laughed and missed the turn

pov: you get a weeby neet gf

me when i buy a whole new expensive pillow case cover and the first thing bao does when she comes over is take a nap and drool all over it

thanks i hate it

Me: Oh boy, what a nice nap!!! I’m motivated to get some recording done early— ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD COMES TO LIFE, EVERYONE’S MOWING THEIR LAWNS AT 7PM, GANGS OF DOGS ARE BARKING, STREET RACING, EVERY PLANE DECIDES TO FLY OVER MY HOUSE AT LOW ALTITUDE

👻TEN TEN TEN TEN TENGOKU TEN!👻 I hope you liked the cover!!💚💚 I worked with a dream team for this project!!✨ Tententengokujigokugoku has been on my playlist for the past couple of months, so I'm super happy to have covered it! Be sure to listen!!!! ➡️youtu.be/ke82vnl8_L0

AMERICA YAAAAAAAAA

🧡GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENT🧡 Thank you for supporting your race car driver, Kiri Kilovolt

I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP ASKING OTHER VSINGERS FOR THEIR EGGS AND SAYING ITS ON MY BEHALF I SWEAR TO GOD I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO DIE FROM EMBARASSMENT

If the lakers really want PJ Washington. I’d be down if they can help us facilitate a deal with Toronto that brings RJ Barrett to Dallas. I really think Barrett would be the perfect running mate for Cooper. I would trust Nico again if that happened. #mavericks #dallas

sex is something that we all mass-hallucinated. sex is not real! i have never once witnessed it and i’m convinced it is a conspiracy. something is really suspicious about it!!!

The TSA agent just leaned over the podium, finally noticed me, and LAUGHED in my face, and said “Sorry didn’t see ya there” 😭

I am starting to get really concerned with Google and YouTube’s heavy shift towards censorship. Save as many comedy videos as you can because that will be the first to be deleted.

Mentioned this on stream but I'll be gone for the next couple days as someone close to my family has passed away: please take care of yourselves and I'll see you around the 1st 🙏♥️

💖 a saiiren tried to sing a song to lure you in 💖 was it effective ?! 💕song: just the two of us

I really think my fantasy draft went incredibly well with a potential wr1 and rb1 once they return in October. #fantasyfootball #nfl

officially three weeks post surgery!! 🥹

🌃Announcement🌃 New original song now released! 3AM - Nene Amano

Would you make this your new voicemail? 👉 👈

Ohhhh okay now I know why the #Raiders & Tom Brady didn’t draft QB Shedeur Sanders