"COBOL programmers don't worry about reliability." Great line. Think about it the next time someone talks about migrating from mainframe.

Azure now requires 3-factor authentication for portal logins: 1. A strong password 2. A security key/authenticator app 3. A successful DC15 Arcana check rolled at disadvantage

Based on Nvidia's #HotChips presentation, I can say that Nvidia has no interest in selling you one GPU.

FP8 and FP6 are wasteful. Let's skip ahead to FP1: 1-bit floating point. Matrix multipliers require only a single transistor, and no precision loss when converting between int and float.

This shirt will never be out of style...

I believe I know the real identity of HPC Guru.

From the makers of "Redshift"

Here is your annual reminder that MacOS is UNIX but Solaris is not. theregister.com/2024/10/11/mac…

I have successfully compiled the gcc source with MSVC. I am proud! Also ashamed.

Since this is my last team jersey, I guess it's been a while since I played

Hours of fun!

MegaRacks: 1 MegaWatt Racks are coming. These will be the black holes of the data center: sucking everything in (power, money, attention) developer.nvidia.com/blog/nvidia-80…

Sovereignity accounts for only 7% of geographic restrictions placed on server workloads. User latency accounts for 15%. Half the time, the reason is simply "because that's where we always put stuff." (Microsoft study on internal workloads, 2025) dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/36…

MLPerf is SPEC CPU2025.

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