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Dan Donnelly

@dandonnelly

Not that kind of doctor. Stand-up comic, marginal streamer, ex-academic. I run @andascotchegg and @contrarymotions.

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Please enjoy my profile in the Toronto Guardian, which they misplaced for several months and then somehow still got my name wrong even after I emailed them days ago warning them that it looked like they were getting my name wrong torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toront…

Please enjoy my profile in the Toronto Guardian, which they misplaced for several months and then somehow still got my name wrong even after I emailed them days ago warning them that it looked like they were getting my name wrong 

torontoguardian.com/2025/08/toront…
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I hope we find out soon if the Charlie Kirk shooter is hot, because it's going to determine the future direction of a LOT of Luigi Mangione fanfiction

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Remember when techno dystopia was Terminator or Blade Runner or the Matrix and not having to tell Adobe Acrobat that no, you don't need a fucking AI summary of this two-page document EVERY GODDAMN TIME GO AWAY

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Looking for something to do in #Toronto between Toronto Blue Jays games this week? Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre! Costumes encouraged! Free Candy! Tickets at SecondCity.com!

Looking for something to do in #Toronto between <a href="/BlueJays/">Toronto Blue Jays</a> games this week?

Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre! 

Costumes encouraged! Free Candy!

Tickets at SecondCity.com!
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McDonald's Canada has put ranch dressing on poutine and this may be the first thing ever to convince me that Quebec really does need to secede to protect its culture

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#Toronto! Come to this FREE standup showcase tonight featuring ten of the city's best comics taping their very best material! 8pm - SoCap Comedy (Danforth at Broadview) Tix and info: andascotchegg.com

#Toronto! 

Come to this FREE standup showcase tonight featuring ten of the city's best comics taping their very best material!

8pm - SoCap Comedy (Danforth at Broadview)

Tix and info: andascotchegg.com
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I am the official 2025 roast champion of Welland, Ontario! Thanks so much Rose City Comedy Collective for creating such a wonderful space and community (and for the most money I've ever made in comedy) and to my very funny and formidable opponents. (Roast Record update: 8-0)

I am the official 2025 roast champion of Welland, Ontario! Thanks so much Rose City Comedy Collective for creating such a wonderful space and community (and for the most money I've ever made in comedy) and to my very funny and formidable opponents.

(Roast Record update: 8-0)