Why the fuck are PSG risking their best players tonight? They’re about 30 points clear with 4 games to go.

Our new home shirt will be Sky Blue at this rate

Ipswich Town have won one Premier League home game in 23 years. ~Chelsea FC

I’ll make it make sense, he’s wank.

Tuchel was the mastermind behind that brave performance 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Pretty sure he’d have chosen Barca over us anyway 😂

We’d have taken 0 points from their group, he’s honestly unbearable.

Take the fucking 50 mill and run in case they change their mind!!

He’s honestly such a petulant little man, he’s absolutely raging he’s been called out😂

He’s chosen to stay at home with his family earning 15 million a year, in the place he grew up. Not too shabby - this one is on the ownership and Tommy the tit.

Love him and wish him all the luck in the world 💙

I have a pair available in the MHL for this weekend. Face value, let me know!

I think it’s a safe space to have this conversation now. Can we talk about why every time Cucurella comes up against Saka he turns into Babayaro?

You cunts ain’t even a myth, you’re just wank😂

I have a lower tier ticket for Arsenal on Tuesday - I’m hoping to swap it for an upper if possible?

He was Brighton’s second choice left back roughly 18 months ago, now he’s being touted as the next Fabregas?

Have a pair in the MHL available for tomorrow night.

This Virgil van Dijk????

John Terry at 24 and 34 years old. Van Dijk at 24 and 34 years old. There's only one GOAT of CBs in the PL.

😂😂😂