Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today 😌

Snapchat is not my love language. I’ll tell ya that

I use the word dilemma like i know what it means. My life is a dilemma

Going to bed thinking about breakfast

I think if i had a little more boob, it would solve all my life problems

Just wanna have a phat 🍑 but i need the gyms to open up first 🥺

My dating options are limited cause everyone seems to be allergic to cats 😪

First week of work feels like online syllabus week. Atleast I’m getting paid this syllabus week 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m giving up on this society

I do be missing my friends doe

Why are all these videos of students thanking their professor on zoom making me sob my eyes out 4 times a day

I got my popeye and chick-fill-a virginity stolen in the same day

I wonder if dogs lose their mind when we don’t let them back in the house when they want. Like i lose my shit when i can’t figure out how to unlock the door and I atleast have hands that work

Things I’m currently excited about: buying a couch, having a spices drawer, organizing my water bottles in the cabinet, picking out a rug

Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.

I just wanna know who tf would pay to see Tom Sandoval… in this economy??