Negeriku semakin lucu !! Korupsi ratusan triliun cuma divonis 9 tahun penjara. Yang lebih lucu lagi, koruptor dikasih bunga sbg tanda simpati dan dukungan moral.

Defisit protein, surplus korupsi 👍🏼

Ada orang Indo kerja di Jepang, dompetnya ilang. Ngurus ke polisi lah. Eh, bukannya dimintain uang, sama polisinya malah dipinjemin uang buat ongkos. Ga butuh balik modal jual sawah kali ya polisi Jepang mah.

Diem wok, salah ngomong rudalnya nyampe ke sini

“Gue bisa aja bunuh semua Yahudi di seluruh dunia, tapi gue sisain sedikit supaya kalian tau kenapa gue bunuh mereka.” Quote diatas diragukan kebenarannya karena gak ada arsip resmi yang bisa membuktikan bahwa Hitler pernah ngomong begitu. Banyak yang membuat quote seperti itu

- Punya narkoba - Sekoper - Dikonsumsi sendiri - "Dipecat" - Dimutasi

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Koprasi Desa Merah Putih KDMP di Klaten Jawa tengah. Dapat pinjamam 3 M tenor 6 tahun. Cicilan utangnya 50 juta sebulan atau 600 juta satu tahun. Jadi per harinya harus dapat margin bersih minimal 1,66 jt. coba untuk dapat keuntungan segitu omsetnya harus sekitar 40 juta sehari.

Xi realizing the Chinese hypersonic missiles that didn't keep the U.S. & Israel from leveling Khamenei aren't going to help him take Taiwan either.

"Vendrá un tiempo, 31 años desde ahora, cuando un hombre con cabello como el Sol regresará al Trono del Águila, no será su primer reinado pero si su último, y en este, su segundo reinado, su orgullo será más grande que su sabiduría, atacará a la Reina del Norte del Sur y verá lo

Washington Post Report: Israel and Saudi Arabia pushed President Trump toward striking Iran, with Saudi leaders privately urging U.S. action and warning that avoiding a strike would embolden Tehran’s regime.

JUST IN🇺🇸❌🇮🇷🔥 Former CIA officer says, Iranian have the world’s fastest hypersonic missiles that could damage US Aircraft carriers and US may declared WW3 If Iranian sink the US aircraft carriers in the Middle East. 🚨He confirms, “There is no defense against hypersonic

🇮🇷 Former President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: 📌 “Iran’s intelligence service created a special unit tasked with identifying Mossad agents operating inside Iran. However, it later turned out that the head of this very unit was himself a Mossad operative, along with 20 other

🚨 Breaking: Reports that Israel bombed Esmail Qaani's house in Tehran, but he was not there during the attack. This should put an end to the baseless accusations that he is an Israeli spy 🤭

The Iranian Embassy in Jakarta welcomed President Prabowo’s offer to mediate between Washington and Tehran, but also urged Indonesian officials to "take a firm stance in condemning the aggression and crimes of the United States and the Zionist regime of Israel" 📸

BREAKING: Iran has confirmed that former President Ahmadinejad died in yesterday’s attack on Iran.

Wakil Presiden ke-6 RI, Try Sutrisno, meninggal dunia di usia 90 tahun. Mensesneg Prasetyo Hadi mengonfirmasi kabar duka ini. >> news.detik.com/berita/d-83791…

BREAKING: Trump says regarding killing of Iran's Supreme Leader Khamenei, 'I got him before he got me. They tried twice. Well I got him first.'

SIARAN PERS Catat Waktunya! Puncak Gerhana Bulan Total 3 Maret 2026 Dimulai Pukul 18.03 WIB Jakarta, 2 Maret 2026 - Masyarakat Indonesia berkesempatan menyaksikan salah satu fenomena astronomi paling menakjubkan tahun ini. Badan Meteorologi, Klimatologi, dan Geofisika (BMKG)