“I think I’ll pass, I gotta make fun of everyone. Otherwise who will?”

"One of the Kids showed me this music video, and I was almost pissing myself from laughing. Song is catchy, but I can see the Reds wasting their damn time doing this shit." youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6…

“Don’t fucking make me toss you into another god damn bed.”

“Fine...ya damn Brat.” He scooped her up, and dragged her to the closet room, and threw her into a bed.

♤ ——— 『 ❝ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ɢᴜɴ ʙᴀʀʀᴇʟ, ᴘᴀʟ-❞ 』 ———♤ #Cod ✇ #RP ♡ + ↻

“The Hell do you want..?”

“God damn you people are fucking quiet...”

ㅤ    “ 𝑺𝑶𝑳𝑶 ›› 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 of freedom, for himself and the galaxy ／ captain ，  general &&. 𝗦 𝗖 𝗢 𝗨 𝗡 𝗗 𝗥 𝗘 𝗟 **      ㅤ

||Fuck me.... Muse is through the fucking roof, and I ain’t got no one to write with....

“Save yourselves the trouble, never let Mason make you coffee. I love him to death, man’s my brother, but God DAMN he can’t make coffee for shit. The boiled dirt we had to call a cup o’ Joe back in ‘Nam tasted better...”

Kinky.

||When you load up Fireteam and have some really weird rounds. First a squeaker of whom it’s WAY past their bedtime, and a trio of kids thinking that they’re gansta hard, with hard r’s and all claiming to clap your shit. Then when they lose try to blame it on level difference...?

||Muse is high, and stories are dry, big oof gamer hours...

"ɴᴏᴡ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs" ~ᴍᴀʀᴀ ~ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴅᴜᴛʏ: ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴡᴀʀғᴀʀᴇ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ ~ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ & ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ~ʟᴇsʙɪᴀɴ ~sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ ~ʀᴛs & ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʀᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀʀᴄᴏᴍ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ

|| : “𝓐𝓼𝓱𝓮.” 𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮. 𝓢𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. 𝓑𝓲𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵. 𝓝𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓛𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼. : ↻ + ♡ 𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮. -𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓸𝔀 . ⇩

“ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀsᴛ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ” ʟɪᴇᴜᴛᴇɴᴀɴᴛ ᴀʟᴇxɪs “ʟᴇxɪ” ʜᴀʀᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴅ/ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴏᴄ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ & ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟᴇsʙɪᴀɴ sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ