If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

guys will dm you like wHy dOnt yOU foLLoW bAcK and you go to their page and they’re tweeting things like “sniffed a shoe today”

pretending you’re just joking when you’re caught in a lie works when you’re 10 years old but trying to blag it when you’re 60+ idk man maybe it’s time to log off

the bot accounts are targeting me on instagram this year and some freak keeps trying to access it, idk what a little 100 follower private account can really offer them

opened my twitter and it was white all of the sudden

outdone myself this valentines, Ols a lucky man

you choose booksmaxxing, I chose looksmaxxing

The stripper does love you she just has an avoidant attachment style

i’ve made only one baby what likes sleep and then the oldest and the youngest want me to die of sleep deprivation i think not sure why i’m a nice mum i let them cheat at board games against me

if you’ve ever looked at me and wondered what’s going on inside my head its ‘row row row your boat’

People saying "This will embarrass King Charles" regarding Prince Andrew. That's the guy who wished he was a Tampon.

sundays are for eating 🍽️

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a girl laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy

why did someone decide it wasn’t okay to swallow your chewing gum and why are people throwing it on the ground

just got brain freeze off my cooler so bad i thought i might die

i just don’t see americans as real people, they’re caricatures of people, an exaggeration

I will always appreciate people who go extra mile for us in those SHEIN reviews 🥺❤️

my purgatory in hell would be cleaning high chairs after you’ve let your babies feed themselves

the faceless man calling you fat whore on here:

I love how negative you are And How hard you Are to be around