For the umpteen-thousandth time, battle's ongoing with Stockport County's match stream. Whether trying to buy tickets or access a stream, the digital experience has honked for such a long time. Looks like I'll be following on Twitter instead, come on the beautiful bastard Blues.

In honour of #FRANKOUT #barelysurvivingfrank #killrecky Playoff Final Day, my youngest legit selected this as her outfit for today - Stockport County NL Champions shirt from 2021/22 - from her sister's draw. A big of growing-in to do, but she's a Hatter! Olé olé! #stockportcounty

This isn’t reform, it’s a con that lets billionaires buy their way out of tax while working people get crumbs labelled as fairness. A new loophole for the rich, dressed up as justice, while the real causes of inequality go untouched. theguardian.com/politics/2025/…

Nigel Farage, who claims to be on a mission to "defeat the establishment" and "fight for working people", is currently in central London promising to hand billions of pounds in tax cuts to some the wealthiest people in the world

Journalists at the Farage press conference repeating Reform's framing of this policy as "robin hood" because the non-dom fee will be redistributed, whilst missing the fact that it hands tens of billions of pounds in tax cuts to the wealthiest people already living in the UK

Assuming there may be a 👀 or something coming up in a minute Stockport County?! It's nearly 6pm the day after people's contracts expired...

Just a quick check: when watching Bing, we are all telling Flop 'no, shut up, it really isn't' whenever he claims something is 'a Bing thing'? eg 'growing... it's a Bing thing'.

Get your eyeballs around this then #stockportcounty mates. Between Opta Analyst's data-led prediction and Not The Top 20 Pod's informed expert opinion, I THINK WE'RE GOIN' UP*. *no chickens were counted in the making of this tweet.

Sitting here right now, this aged alright in the last 32 days tbf. I think we're about ready for you, League One ⚡ #stockportcounty

After 90mins of Luton in League One action, Betfair is already offering me a profit on #stockportcounty to go up, even before kicking a ball 👀🔵⚪

17 - Only Birmingham City (19) have won more league games in England’s top four tiers in 2025 than Stockport County (17), who have now won nine of their last 10 matches in League One (D1). Unstoppable. #OptaOnEFL

A first, in my 20-something year professional career, today: signed an email: 'King regards, David'. What an absolute ego bastard that makes me sound.

Who's making up the first-choice backline when all are fit? Edun, Andrew, Dodgson, Olowu, Hoskonen, Pye, Connolly, Hills, O'Keeffe, Mingi. Some depth that, innit?? #stockportcounty 🔵⚪

Happy Warnock Watching Filth Day to everyone who celebrates, I can't believe it's here again, comes around so quickly each year. #transferdeadlineday

I love summer, it's King of All Seasons in my humble book but I cannot wait to be rid of those fuuuuuucking little red flies that knock about fruit the whole time. I swear I only started noticing them three years ago. Are they another Brexit benefit, or did we always have them?

I heard Nigel Farage crawls through ponds to eat carp and ducks. I haven’t seen him do it - I’m just saying these things can often be true. Nigel Farage may well eat carp from honest British people’s ponds.

How long is the fucking Bonfire Night going to last this year? It started last Saturday night; Fawkes can't have been blowing up Parliament for a fucking week, stop the fireworks now you bellends.