Might just go backpack Thailand and lollygag, idk? CBTM?

I’m convinced “hawk tua” bitch gives a terrible blowjob.

Do you guys think Riola would play with Mahomes junk if he had the chance ??

Yep, we’re winning the Super Bowl. #skol

Wish I had 7 beefy 5 layers right now.

Sorry mom I’m dropping out of school, becoming an Ock.

If anyone needs me from now until later, nah. #baked

Might spoil myself and drink alone all weekend.

Jared Goff might have the most vanilla sex in the NFL as a whole

Toilet paper ran out, had to wipe with toilet paper covers. When does my suffering end.

Imagine if Joey chestnut was gay, would be a force.