Hey Cleveland Guardians

JRam claiming the last seat at Cancun’s finest buffet

7k on JRam FC's head

We're going to be seeing this ridiculous scorebug until 2040 alright man LMFAO

he has a 5 ERA and the underlying metrics of bailey ober you ragebaiting cuck

OHHHHHHH

COME OUTSIDEEE Aaron Gleeman 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡WHERE ARE MY CUCK BEAT WRITERSS ATTTTT

Damn.

chills

The Tigers were 5 wins away from going to a World Series with the best pitcher in the world on the mound to move on. Miss me with the “Bright future” stuff. They’ll never get a better shot than this.

Corporate Lou with a cool 60% of batters faced reaching base let’s see if our beat writers have anything to say

outstanding hire

Damn.

“Cleveland pitching lab” in big games

How does Manfred have a hate cult still this is the greatest sports commissioner of my lifetime

Goals are set. Let's get to work. @twins

It’s kind of inconsequential but why do people keep acting like the twins will lose 100+ games or be the worst team in baseball it’s more likely they come in third in the division than lose 100

Random former #MNTwins you probably forgot about: Max Kepler (RF 2015-2024)