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Cyclopunk

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And I'm afraid I was very, very drunk...

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calendar_today15-06-2011 10:56:21

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Pretty desperate measures to attack a man for spending time with his kids and his Jewish wife for observing Shabbat... #ToriesGoingDownInFlames

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Uncanny. And, just like a potato, he'd be far more palatable if he was pricked with a skewer and given 15 minutes on full power in the microwave.

Uncanny.

And, just like a potato, he'd be far more palatable if he was pricked with a skewer and given 15 minutes on full power in the microwave.
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Hard to believe in 2024 some piece of shit scumbag sprayed racist graffiti on a neighbour's house and car last night. Massive respect to all the people along the street who are up in arms about it.

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Things I Never Thought I'd See No. 638: Robbie Williams and Danny Dyer singing Blur's Parklife together accompanied by the band of the Coldstream Guards.

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Just saw a post by the Royal Mint about the rarest British penny, and some bloke is arguing that it isn't. Arguing about a British coin. With the Royal Mint. FFS.

Just saw a post by the Royal Mint about the rarest British penny, and some bloke is arguing that it isn't. 

Arguing about a British coin. With the Royal Mint. FFS.
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Radio 2: *plays a late 1980s rave banger* Me: "Hang on, this is meant to be the old farts' channel!" Also Me: "Oh, wait..." #ItSneaksUpOnYou #KeepingTheSpiritOf1988Alive

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1920s top hat with original travelling case If you use terms such as "Vintage, Victorian, Edwardian" and so on for these, they'll sell for about £50. If you add terms such as "gothic, goth, vampire" you can quadruple that 😎 #oldstuff #vintage #antiques

1920s top hat with original travelling case

If you use terms such as "Vintage, Victorian, Edwardian" and so on for these, they'll sell for about £50. If you add terms such as "gothic, goth, vampire" you can quadruple that 😎

#oldstuff #vintage #antiques
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1797 "cartwheel" penny - never very popular because they were huge, heavy and generally very awkward. They're not rare, but this is the best condition example I've ever seen - usually, there's no readable text left and George III looks like a blob.

1797 "cartwheel" penny - never very popular because they were huge, heavy and generally very awkward. 

They're not rare, but this is the best condition example I've ever seen - usually, there's no readable text left and George III looks like a blob.
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Sad day today saying goodbye to The Lady In Black. It's been nice seeing her in the office for the last year or so. 😢

Sad day today saying goodbye to The Lady In Black. It's been nice seeing her in the office for the last year or so. 😢
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Have you ever noticed how some nights there's loads of cats about - not doing anything, just hanging about and watching? What are they up to?

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Dammit! It's Tuesday, which means a new episode of Nearly Finished on YouTube, and I forgot to stop off to buy a bottle of decent beer to enjoy with it! #ifyouknowyouknow #V12Roadster

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I think I might try talking like Trump. NOBODY TALKS LIKE TRUMP LIKE ME. They say otherwise = FAKE NEWS. Hannibal Lecter!

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Really hope #Kamala tries again in four years. It wasn't just that she's infinitely and in every way better than Trump - she'd be an excellent president and almost definitely one of the greatest world leaders in many years.

Really hope #Kamala tries again in four years. 

It wasn't just that she's infinitely and in every way better than Trump - she'd be an excellent president and almost definitely one of the greatest world leaders in many years.
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Made the jump that had to be made, though not closing my Twitter account yet as I hope the blue bird is a phoenix... Find me on Bluesky at @johnlloydstuff.bsky.social