And the Lord spake: “Lo, I shall smite the tangerine blasphemer with holy voltage, that the blighted nest upon thy scalp may rise like a burnt Peeps marshmallow, and thy bronzer shall drip like molten Cadbury eggs before the breath of God. And behold, it was good.” Happy Easter.

He’s honestly got one of the best impressions I’ve heard. I bet this drives him absolutely nuts. You know he’s seen these.

So this interview lasted 2 hours so this “you’re scaring me” part might seem like an overreaction or fearmongering to someone without that context. There’s a lot of evidence to support my hypothesis that a potential H5N1 pandemic would be worse than COVID.

Put a fork in him, he's done. #auspol #Election2025

This is just... *chef's kiss*

Dutton has 'exclusively revealed' or launched or re-launched his 'softer side' on the following occasions: - October 2017 - August 2018 - April 2019 - November 2021 - May 2022 - June 2023 - Early January 2025 - Late January 2025 - February 2025 - April 2025

PM Albanese lashes Peter Dutton for yet again failing to address the National Press Club “The man who spends so much time telling everyone how tough it is…is unwilling to face up to the scrutiny of the #NPC” “Instead he prefers to accuse journos of being activists”🔥#ausvotes25

Joe keeping his eye on JO'C... theguardian.com/sport/2025/may…

Republicans ready to invoke the 25th amendment for Biden but make it Trump

Donald Trump wants to use WHAT to enforce the border? Violent. Bizarre. Potentially unstoppable. Unreal.

I’m the same. 🤣🤣

MAGA: don’t make LGBTQ your entire identity. Also MAGA:

"Biden was old but governed normally. Trump governs erratically because he’s unglued. That’s the true cover-up, one the press enables when they are more concerned w/the mental condition of a former president than the escalating madness of the current one" publicnotice.co/p/trump-cognit…

And they say Congress needs to get younger.

Pssst...someone pass this on to Donald J. Trump

Other leaders need to be saying this too, every time he misrepresents a conversation, or a call.

And how many walked away with a deal better than 10%? And how many did Trump try and make a fool of in front of the press. A meeting is unlikely to change anything, #auspol

President Trump's latest two-week negotiating window.

You'd be very upset about this wouldn't you gramps? Over $1M in legal fees fighting a losing case + compensation + her costs... theguardian.com/media/2025/jun…

This may be my favorite so far.