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The WNBA being openly racist to Caitlin Clark is arguably the funniest thing I have ever read about.

I cannot tell if the Liver King is actually having a mental breakdown, or is currently enacting one of the greatest marketing publicity stunts of all time.

Pooping in public with headphones is a freeing experience

Why is it cool and funny for foreigners to make fun of southern accents, but the second I do a flawless mandarin accent everyone at the DMV gets uncomfortable?

At work I implemented a policy where each employee is allowed to challenge my decisions 2 times a year with an Oklahoma drill, best 2/3. I’m 46-0.

Deep dish pizza fucking sucks

Starting a religion called “New Amish”, where were Amish, but the year we decide to stay living in is 2016.

What if you were on a date and accidentally said something wild and she goes “chat clip this.”

What if 9/11 was just project mayhem by Tyler durden

I’m getting hammered at work, and I’m getting hammered at work have very different meanings.

Sometimes when I’m bored I go on Facebook marketplace, find the first vehicle I see, and message “that shits clapped I’ll give you $500.”

And you still can’t fuck him up? Wack.

Harassing an innocent man.

Is it illegal to eat and drive? Should be, almost crashed like 3 times. If not, I will continue to do so. You will not surprise my human rights. Massachusetts State Police Boston Police Dept. CT State Police RI State Police

The trixx rabbit and count chocolate have been named on the Epstein list.

I DO NOT do business with the fats.

What % of people concerned about proper pronoun usage are fat, and be honest with yourself

Starting a charity where I donate beach cruisers to homeless people along with a bamboo staff for protection. Eventually I would like to get them to joust and live stream it but we have to set the foundation first.

Had a window washing kid (max 18 years old) knock on my door this morning. Halfway through the pitch I spartan kicked him in the chest off my porch. You think I can’t power wash my house? If you ever disrespect me on my property again I will not hesitate to become violent.

Why are all animated fat ladies short? Where is the respect for the tall fat queens?