Difference between a boy and a man.

This hotel room smells like an ash tray.

I’m trying to get back to my camper and BF STAT! With my other most favorite thing in this world 🐱❤️

Ohhh I feel so bad for the poor Uber driving listening to my cat lose her shit right meow...

I’m sick of kids these days skipping the four loko stage and going straight to this alcoholic La Croix shit. Y’all need to know what it’s like to blackout inside your friends dryer like the rest of us

for a culture of people who thinks it’s cute to not drink water and instead live on ice coffee, who smoke juuls all day, and eat out for every meal, u sure love to drag obese people for being “unhealthy” stfu and take care of ur own damn self. mind ur business.

Leave your damn hometown, people. You can always move back, but get out for a little while. There's a great big world outside of it.

Funny thread idea EDM twitter.... if you can’t handle me at my: you don’t deserve me at my:

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Today would've been Shalynne's 26th b-day. I remember her birth & feeling a love stronger than I'd imagined possible. Today, I feel pain stronger than I'd imagined possible. I won't stop until we have #MedicareForALL - #NoMiddleGround x.com/BernieSanders/…

Trump tweets an American flag after the killing of Suleimani. Adviser to Iran's Supreme Leader tweets Iran's flag after launching missiles at US air base. World leaders trolling each other on Twitter following military attacks is what we voted for apparently.

After discovering people from your high school were losers you go to college and find people who are way cooler. Then u leave college and discover people from there were also losers. It’s crazy who will be next

Young people: this is your election. You have the chance to transform this country. Vote!

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A little belly ain’t stopping a real man from fwu I promise lol

I’m just so happy I wake up everyday NOT a republican

i told my ex of 4 years he’d always have a piece of my heart & i can’t remember his last name rn

Night drinking is for 25 and under.. Only invite me to day functions that I can leave by 8pm and have sex by 9 and be sleep by 10pm

Donald J. Trump