Can’t believe I’m a real life person

Ngl me and my homegirls are some young men

Fams been over for hours and I’ve just been in my room and my dad lured me out with a shot. He knows me🖤

Looking on Zillow makes me want to off meeself

my first bong rip was more special than my first kiss

I miss sleep overs with friends😭

How the fuck am I 24😭

I wish I could bring my scissors into Universal to fix all these busted ass mullets😔

I know this summer everyone is gonna dress so hoochie to make up for all this cold ass weather. I’m so excited to see all the titties✨

need to watch a movie that changes who i am for at least a month

I really just be having an attitude till I get a fun little beverage 😔

I go to the bar alone just to play Pokémon go. Silly goose tingz

If my house is burning down the one thing I’m saving is all my dvds.

Sometimes I wanna trip at work just to make it exciting but then remember I’d be surrounded by the worst people with the worst music and I’m like I should just suffer sober

Everything new happening all at once🖤

The vegans: “are we rolling tonight??”

I go to the gym and I’m embarrassed to do all the things I actually wanna do there. What’s my problem 😭

My 14 year old sister has more tittie than me and I’ll probably never recover from that

One thing I feel so guilty about is friends I grew up w inviting me to baby showers but I’m just so fucked w replying I never got to go but I’d love to know those little babies so bad😭😭😭

Drunk and alone at the bar googling megalodons