Hahahahahahaha come dine with me is full of absolute gold

David Beckham getting his daughter's teacher pregnant on the eve of the World Cup to distract the media pressure away from the squad is the ultimate act of patriotism. Greatest England captain ever.

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No mum, I’m not coming home. It’s...

Alex Reed Simon Peach PA Media Dier’s winning goal. The emergence of the only England fan in the bar

But then I stopped pulling pints and started pushing myself. Sure, I was born in Sheffield but I was made in Russia.

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Linked with @octavianessie and made so much fire we went to London to create our first ever project. DAYTRIP VS THE WORLD ALL 2019. “Stressed” - Take A Daytrip x Octavian OUT NOW ✈️⚔️✈️⚔️ smarturl.it/sp_Stressed

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I want my memory of watching prison break erased. Cos I want to enjoy the first season again as if it’s my first time

“crazy how I made it to 🔞🙏🏾🎉” NO ONE WAS ON YOU BRUV

Hey twitter, Me & my Dad have started shotting 7 cigarettes for £5.00 to school kids in the park. Please RT our new business as our next customer might be on your TL. Thank you 🙏🏾

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.

Result Hartford Athletic v Kingsford FC 2-1 Goal of the season contender and a composed penalty to lift our first trophy in our first season 🏆 Massive thanks to everyone that came and supported the boys! Steve Perry, quality 👊 #HATH