Taxman and energy suppliers are proper killing this years mellow man.

Watermelon schofferhoffer & white rum. ☀️ 🍉 🍹

Blown my mind that Luke shaw is 6ft1

Madrid moving like haaland in the first leg.

Anywhere in town you can play air hockey?

There used to be a garms shop on picadilly approach that sold stoney & Paul n shark. Time ago can anyone remember it ?

I’m doing this, links in bio absolutely anything would be massively appreciated. instagram.com/p/CxfzOSON7oI/…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I do not

That’s not hasbulla not having it

Just seen someone ask for a knife and fork in maccies. 🤯

Diaz got a proper Liverpool player face

Heavy scrans

Anywhere do a decent scran in Liverpool?

I’ve been a little quiet with the camera lately, I’d love to change that! Let’s work reduced af rates this isn’t about money for me. Food & drink / events / headshots / portraits / things you deem photographable hmu!

Top ov da league

Currently bumping Paula Perry while pushing Perello olives into a 24h proved foccacia dough.

There’s a place in Altrincham selling patties £6 a pop 😂