Creepy Humor ;) "The war on drugs has failed." D.A.R.E. you to tell that to the cops [Facepalm] - [link] [13 comments] ow.ly/2lAs50fZypF

Creepy Humor ;) Alright, all you dumbasses who got too drunk for New Year's ...here's how you fess up for drinking too much booze [Amusing] - [link] [3 comments] ow.ly/joun50fZCli

Creepy Humor ;) Iowa town bans Santa for 6 months [Awkward] - [link] [12 comments] ow.ly/9Mly50fZGwN

Creepy Humor ;) Man begins re-writing the dictionary ... by giving each word a limerick definition. "There once was a girl from Nantucket" [Amusing] - [link] [1 comments] ow.ly/Ul9150fZKQo

Creepy Humor ;) When does someone become "elderly"? [Interesting] - [link] [15 comments] ow.ly/OKA550fZP25

Creepy Humor ;) Porn star becomes professor, with pics. Now that you've clicked the link, it's probably not worth even mentioning a relevant detail [Spiffy] - [link] [10 comments] ow.ly/UvQV50fZSuc

Creepy Humor ;) Paul's Memory Bank starts its "4th season" tonight (8PM ET) by turning the clocks back 50 years, bringing you 2 years of songs from 1968 [Live] - [link] [3 comments] ow.ly/meId50fZY2c

Creepy Humor ;) When the Secretary of the Interior steals money from wildfire fighting funds for a helicopter ride and no one says boo. Repeat that. The country is literally on fire. The person in charge stole the money to fight that fire. He's not in... ow.ly/pLEq50g030Y

Creepy Humor ;) And now the Iranian protesters are attacking police stations [Scary] - [link] [24 comments] ow.ly/ixSs50g05D9

Creepy Humor ;) Pakistan's defense minister, uses gesture to demonstrate how he'd like to deal with Trump after latest tweet [Amusing] - [link] [3 comments] ow.ly/EfiT50g08Y1

Creepy Humor ;) "'Correlation is not the same as causation' has become an incantation parroted by Fox-Watchers, as part of the Murdochian campaign to undermine science and claim that nothing can ever be proved." Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like... ow.ly/p3Zo50g0c5z

Creepy Humor ;) Teenager dies playing Russian Roulette. Witnesses waited until he lost the game to call 911 [Fail] - [link] [20 comments] ow.ly/vGf950g0gHv

Creepy Humor ;) Frustrated that after 44 years your freeway or interstate still has a 55mph speed limit? Thanks, Mr. Nixon [Followup] - [link] [5 comments] ow.ly/YJ0r50g0mHn

Creepy Humor ;) Photoshop this woman in her happy place [Photoshop] - [link] [10 comments] ow.ly/xaVR50g0sLK

Creepy Humor ;) Hipsters find peace and tranquility in "Tiny Houses" in the woods. Or, as the rest of us call them, cabins [Cool] - [link] [13 comments] ow.ly/ZUnZ50g0yOM

Creepy Humor ;) SpaceX will try to launch the mysterious Zuma satellite. Well, it is a crappy adult beverage and this might take care of it [Cool] - [link] [8 comments] ow.ly/a6np50g0GwW

Creepy Humor ;) Popular Youtuber apologizes for posting detailed video of corpse he discovered in Japan's "suicide forest" [Followup] - [link] [5 comments] ow.ly/jAJp50g0MKv

Creepy Humor ;) Egg sandwich-eating driver crashes into home after hungry dog leaps from back seat [Silly] - [link] [9 comments] ow.ly/gB1U50g0SuK

Creepy Humor ;) South Korean courts confirm old law that massage parlors: a) should not perform sexual acts b) are ok to perform sexual acts c) should only be owned and operated by the blind [Strange] ow.ly/nRpI50g12u1

Creepy Humor ;) Breaking news from 2004: Boston to break another 1918 curse. But not in a good way [Cool] - [link] [3 comments] ow.ly/SImC50g17An