Gnarlton (@crash2411) 's Twitter Profile
Gnarlton

@crash2411

Like (subjectively) funny tweets
Twitter.com/search/from:@C…
Clash of Clans youtube.com/channel/UCPhvF…

ID: 321723801

calendar_today22-06-2011 01:23:14

84,84K Tweet

3,3K Followers

4,4K Following

BonkDaCarnivore (@bonkdacarnivore) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here we have MAGA Rep Troy Nehls, when asked about whether Rep Gonzales - who had an affair with a staffer and then drove her to SUICIDE - should resign "No, he shouldn't. That would be the stupidest thing to do because it would weaken the GOP house majority" When asked if

Terry Simpson (@drterrysimpson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ah yes. “We studied every species on the planet for the National Science Foundation. Every single one was free of chronic disease.” That sentence is doing more gymnastics than an Olympic floor routine. First: no one has studied every species on the planet. There are an

Nicholas Kristof (@nickkristof) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Homeland Security Oh, and Homeland Security, it now turns out that your agents didn't drop Mr. Shah Alam off at a warm and safe coffee shop as you claimed. Video shows that it was night and the coffee shop was closed, so he never entered it. Instead, mostly blind and in need of a cane, unable to speak

Melanie D'Arrigo (@darrigomelanie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Congress diverted an extra $34 billion in taxpayer funds to unrequested projects for the military contractors bankrolling their election campaigns. This is 156x the amount of fraud found in Minnesota. I assume right-wing influencers are going to film themselves banging on the

Congress diverted an extra $34 billion in taxpayer funds to unrequested projects for the military contractors bankrolling their election campaigns.

This is 156x the amount of fraud found in Minnesota.

I assume right-wing influencers are going to film themselves banging on the
Melanie D'Arrigo (@darrigomelanie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump’s billionaire allies will now own CNN, Fox News, CBS, WaPo, WSJ and NY Post — plus 185+ local tv stations and news in 100 markets. They also control X, Facebook, Instagram, Threads, WhatsApp, TikTok, Truth and Twitch. They control the AI you're integrating into your

Citizens for Ethics (@crewcrew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1. The Commerce Department made a $1.6 billion deal with USA Rare Earth 2. The deal required USA Rare Earth to get private funding 3. Cantor Fitzgerald, Commerce Secretary Lutnick's former company (now run by his sons), led the fundraising You bet that raises ethics concerns.

P a u l ◉ (@skylinereport) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 STUNNING MOMENT 🚨 A sitting member of Congress is asked a basic question: “What is inflation?” She cannot define it. Instead of explaining that inflation is a sustained increase in the general price level, she says it’s when prices are “too expensive” because of

Jack’s House 🇺🇦Radio Free NAFO (@flutemagician) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1) So this is the proposed Trump executive order on voting. I spotted two things right away. First, everyone has to register anew to vote. Second, using an absentee ballot will require a notary public to witness you signing it or it will be rejected. Let’s see that next⬇️

1) So this is the proposed Trump executive order on voting. I spotted two things right away. First, everyone has to register anew to vote. Second, using an absentee ballot will require a notary public to witness you signing it or it will be rejected. Let’s see that next⬇️
WTFGOP (@doggintrump) 's Twitter Profile Photo

While our American military risks their lives in a war with Iran that trump just started, the WH press account shows trump asleep at Mar A Lago with a black curtain up for a meeting that is supposed to be in a SCIF And if you look at the board behind these IDIOTS you’ll see it

While our American military risks their lives  in a war with Iran that trump just started, the WH press account shows trump asleep at Mar A Lago with a black curtain up for a meeting that is supposed to be in a SCIF

And if you look at the board behind these IDIOTS you’ll see it
Gnarlton (@crash2411) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Seems like a bad idea, starting a war, when you've already fired our best minds and replaced them with talk show hosts and sycophants

Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The US Department of Energy has approved its largest loan in history: $26.5 billion to Southern Company's subsidiaries in Georgia and Alabama to cover the massive surge in electricity demand for data centers. So... we're underwriting a private utility, offering lower-than-market

The US Department of Energy has approved its largest loan in history: $26.5 billion to Southern Company's subsidiaries in Georgia and Alabama to cover the massive surge in electricity demand for data centers.

So... we're underwriting a private utility, offering lower-than-market
Jack Cocchiarella (@jdcocchiarella) 's Twitter Profile Photo

WOW. Ryan Crosswell, who was a registered Republican even after January 6th, is trying to pose as a Democrat to win a primary for Congress in a key Pennsylvania swing district. He was a Bush x McCain x Romney voter and calls John McCain his hero. Guy isn't even from the

Terry Simpson (@drterrysimpson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You’re describing anecdotes. I’m describing how the system actually works. In California — and everywhere else — coders cannot invent diagnoses. They code what the physician documents. If I don’t diagnose COVID, it doesn’t get coded as COVID. Period. Billing is audited. Charts

Natasha Korecki (@natashakorecki) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Last week, FBI Director Kash Patel fired a dozen FBI agents and staff as retribution for a Trump probe. The group Patel targeted? An elite counterespionage unit that specializes in Iran. Carol Leonnig builds off of New York Sun reporting. ms.now/news/kash-pate…

Mike Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🟧 (@micyoung75) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Rigged” and “stolen” repeated without evidence for four years is what actually manufactures the cynicism this legislation claims to cure. Not because the words are impolite but because they train millions of Americans to distrust results before the votes are counted… and then

“Rigged” and “stolen” repeated without evidence for four years is what actually manufactures the cynicism this legislation claims to cure. Not because the words are impolite but because they train millions of Americans to distrust results before the votes are counted… and then
Really American 🇺🇸 (@reallyamerican1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: CNN just played a montage of Trump officials saying America is at “war” while GOP lawmakers try to explain that America is not at war. There is no coherent messaging or strategy.

Molly Ploofkins (@mollyploofkins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A U.S. combat-unit commander allegedly told noncommissioned officers that the war on Iran is part of “God’s divine plan,” claiming that Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus” to ignite Armageddon.

A U.S. combat-unit commander allegedly told noncommissioned officers that the war on Iran is part of “God’s divine plan,” claiming that Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus” to ignite Armageddon.
Ed Krassenstein (@edkrassen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Trump: "We are going to cut off all trade with Spain. We don't want anything to do with Spain." We rely on Spain for Olive oil, wine, pharmaceuticals, aerospace components, and many specialty chemicals.