The McRib is gone. BTC historically goes up >2x after the McRib leaves. Don’t fade the McRib. Not financial advice.

Teacher: "If anyone has money for the scholastic book fair, you may be excused to go now" Me:

The guy that told his family to go all in at $104.000 Bitcoin

Another promise made, another promise kept. We are becoming the bitcoin and digital asset capital of the world. America is so ₿ack.

The U.S. now has the world’s largest Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.

Reading about Grayson Rodriguez’s elbow inflammation #orioles

Look all I’m saying is you have your theories, I have mine

"Collateralized Burrito Obligations"

"They're called Chimichanga Default Swaps"

Waiting for my injured fantasy baseball players to be put on the IL so I can go hog wild on Free Agent deep sleeper pick ups

Tomorrow

Santander we love ya but business is business.

MLBTV is showing no Games for today on the screen WTF 🤯💩 MLB.TV 👎🏼

BREAKING: I will be hosting an early screening of Happy Gilmore 2 on the 9th green at 9 tonight. Hope you all can make it. Oh and dress nice.

White Lotus predicted the NCAA Tournament

Soon.

"They're called collateralized music festival loan obligations... and they're awesome"

100 Don Zimmer's vs. 1 Pedro Martinez Who wins?

The mom from Little Big League, Ashley Crow, is the actual mom of Pete Crow-Armstrong