I hope, I hope, I hope so much.

You should see the darkness I keep hidden.

* duels you for the Elder wand*

To the twitter reply gentleman that suggest I engage in Random Man Tinder Anal to “relax”, let me explain: One does not maintain the wholesome reputation and image as I do by engaging in stranger danger anal. Swine.

You're playing dumb?? You're seriously good at it

If you pay attention, it's an experience, not a song. - me any time I hear God Only Knows by Beach Boys

The devil on my shoulder just died of boredom...

The devil on my shoulder is an internet whore.

Say it with me: Your face is gorgeous. Your ass is glorious. You can crack a walnut when you squeeze your pussy. You got this.

From the moment we met.. It was you..

When you promised me the world you didn't say it would be broken

I can pee faster than most guys! - me bragging about why I’m a great road trip companion

(At the Gym) Manager: Sir...I’m sorry but you’re required to wear a mask at all times on the gym floor. Me: *sweating, panting and reaching around my face I think...I think I swallowed it.

I'd only do porn for all the pizza, tbh

It’s my music, it’s my heart, it’s my life.

love is being imperfectly real and weird together.

An evening of great friends, good food, drinks, and uninhibited, passionate fucking is my idea of therapy.

The amount of love and strength found in someone sharing their vulnerabilities with you is such a beautiful fucking thing.

We barely won with the Kings yesterday. Who do you like today? Retweet and click the emote in the giveaway channel of discord. One person will win $250 in eth if the team with the most votes wins. Discord link here: discord.gg/HJntUpmf