Snares present a danger to hedgehogs, this petition ends tomorrow and needs 30,000 more signatures to secure a debate. You know what to do…petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5814…

3 flights and 40 hours later...

In a city of 10 million people how is 2-part, clear drying epoxy TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK!?!!? I’m amazed everything isn’t falling apart literally as well as figuratively.

I had a museum for the things I brough home as a child: a dusty old chest of drawers in the barn next to the house. It had peeling veneer, ornate metal looped handles and three deep drawers, to which I assigned a different category of treasure. #mudlarking

Unforeseen coming together of despairing Carolina Panthers twitter accounts + @Coldwar_Steve

One of the most serious and ferociously bright PMs the UK’s ever had. And we got rid of him for whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-the-last-12-years, because I hesitate to use the word ‘government’.

Help us to end rough sleeping in Southwark and keep everyone warm and safe this winter. If you do see someone sleeping rough and want to help, please contact streetlink.org.uk

The Economist ‘style’ often verges on parodic. In articles like this it’s just fucking stupid.

Godammit! I forgot my toothbrush.

Weird shit I google no. 1,476... Australia vs The Moon

What do you say? We’re not here to judge...

And the other reason that he’s the greatest of course, is that he’s not a twat.