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George: "Hey, check this out. I gotta give Christmas presents at Kruger so I'm pulling a Whatley." Jerry: "A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund. What is that?" George: "Made it up."

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Jerry: "When George was growing up his father hated all the commercial religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday." Elaine: "Oh, and another piece of the puzzle falls into place."

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Jerry: "And instead of a tree didn't your father put up an aluminum pole?" George: "Stop it." Jerry: "Weren't there feats of strength that ended up with you crying?"

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George: "What is that? Is that the pole?" Frank: "George, Festivus is your heritage. It's part of who you are." George: "That's why I hate it."