“Here’s what they came here to see” Raise your hand if you could not give less of a shit about seeing Rempe fight McIlrath 🖐️

Rangers looked good for like the first minute of this game and then, uhh…something happened

“Stupid shit at the blue line” is for Panarin, not you Miller 🤦🏻‍♂️

I can’t explain it but the Flames are the western conference Devils

2 minutes because the wef got his widdle feewings hurt

The only reason I don’t have a Kreider jersey yet is because I’m waiting to get one with the C on it Pizza boy if you trade him away I will [redacted] and [redacted] and then finally [oh my god definitely redacted]

PRETEND ITS LARRY BROOKS, TROUBS

SAM ROSEN: This New York Rangers power play is brought to you by Genesis! GUY WHO’S BEEN IN A COMA SINCE 1993: Wow I didn’t expect Sega to win the video game wars

Just had to pop back onto this dying hell site to say FUCK CHRIS DRURY AND FUCK JAMES DOLAN

Chris Drury what are you doing

THE RANGERS DRAFTED A GUY NAMED “PASSMORE” STOP FUCKING WITH US CHRIS DRURY

If the 14th amendment is being thrown away because “it was meant for babies of slaves”, we should probably throw away the 2nd amendment too since it was meant for muskets and shit

30 other teams:

No one is asking the important questions: Assuming Gavrikov wears #84, what number will Edstrom change to?