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JUST IN: Mozambique's minister of land and environment says death toll at 217 after cyclone, flooding

"Hello brother." AFP's Jerome Taylor reports on how the warm-hearted words an elderly Muslim reportedly used to greet a white supremacist gunman have become Christchurch's answer to his volley of hate u.afp.com/JT2e

Random thought: The Three Problem by Cixin Liu is scary as hell

Can we stop pretending that George & Kelly Conway are doing anything other than setting the stage for their eventual speaking circuit “debate” tour? 💰

Now, why didn’t I think of this? Great idea 🐄

Organs on strike? #OrgansOnStrike

Because of course, according to Fox, journalism is terrorism!

Devin can't sleep, clowns will eat him. Devin can't sleep, clowns will eat him.

National Park Service reports sinkhole has formed in George Washington Parkway. Closed indefinitely

I thought about following Dinesh D'Souza to mess with his mentions, but jeez, talk about low-hanging fruit

i can't possibly imagine that the mueller report will be any more damning than the voluminous public record attesting to the president being a big time crime doer who loves crimes

Cow-ard🐄 fresnobee.com/news/politics-…

Yeah about that

Australia braces as 'very dangerous' Cyclone Veronica bears down independent.co.uk/news/world/aus…

Alabama lawmaker wants to eliminate all marriage licences rather than issue them to same-sex couples bit.ly/2JxccrV