“Leslie Chow: Scars are tattoos with better stories.”Elsje

“ShakespeareFlow: Gesturing with my cranium like "Aye"! Moving my hips like "Aye"!”Elsje

“ShakespeareFlow: Doth thou wish thine female companion was dandy similar to myself?”Elsje

“@HoodDoraExplore: "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, the fat makes you look fat."”Elsje @finadelange Barbara

“@HoodDoraExplore: Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and call you something even more offensive.”Elsje

“@KarenWalkerBot: That Grace is a tigress! Girl sure knows how to put a smile on a lady's pant!”Deon van der Merwe

You know what's a sweeter sound than the sound of a child's laughter? The sound of having no children at all!

“ShakespeareFlow: Twigs and rocks couldst snap my cartilage, alas shackles and lashes delight me.”Elsje

“ShakespeareFlow: Simply going to stand there and observe me ignite, fear not, as I enjoy the matter in which it pains me.”Elsje

“ShakespeareFlow: I only wishe to make thou moist.” Elsje @finadelange hahaha, lekker snooplion/dogg

“ShakespeareFlow: Sparkle, sparkle celestial orb. How I ponder thy identity.”@finadelange Deon van der Merwe Elsje

“ShakespeareFlow: Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?”@finadelange Elsje @finadelange

"Are you crying?" "No, I'm impersonating a fountain."

“FREDDY: Phoebe was smooth as fuck pic.x.com/kLp8zLKnEG” Deon van der Merwe @finadelange Barbara

“@funniesttexts:My mom asked me if my friends brother still has down syndrome..no mom he walked it off.” Barbara Deon van der Merwe @finadelange