Fame is having a name like Giannis Antetokounmpo... And people can actually pronounce it correctly

Maybe we shouldn’t write these gals off so quickly. With an opener like “Hello boy💻 How you?🦃” it’s hard for me to say that I have no interest in picking her brain.

Tuscan Leather is one of Drake's hardest songs ever. I mean... "Aye B, I got your CD, you get an E for eFFort"

I have more accidental screenshots of my home screen than actual pictures

Even though I haven’t played baseball in 5 years... A large portion of my brain is devoted to determining if a song would be a cold walk-up

Colt McCoy

More famous individual?

nobody gets more excited than your professor when a student asks a question that will be answered on the next slide

Starting to miss Zoom. For a second there, I forgot that there are actual people simply not capable of keeping their ridiculously subpar joke to themselves in a 300 person lecture hall Look dude, I like Elon too. But that doesnt mean saying lame shit like "Colonize Mars" is funny

Hearing Mac on “Day Before” for the first time was a cool experience

Toilets are the best trash cans

someone convince me there’s a better song. seriously.

just learned that having an itchy foot can become quite the pickle if you’re of ticklish descent

don’t need credit. or royalties. just a beer with Mr. Harrelson, please lionsgate youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?si…

by far the best thing to come out of “aura” gaining social currency, is that I can now confidently spell “restaurant”