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Went on a college tour with my teen this morning and realized none of the admissions staff or tour guides mentioned their pronouns.

What are the most triggering words to Gen X ? Me: “Two trains…”

It’s officially that time of year when 6:30 pm looks like 6:30 am - my teenager just woke up from a serious after school nap wondering if it had been 2 hours or 14 - I don’t drink wine at 6:30 am so all good here, still time to study for that test 🤣

Weirdest thing I’ve seen this morning 💺

It’s draft day. I will never forget the Chargers getting that ass clown Ryan Leaf at # 2 behind Peyton Manning at #1.

WTF broncos 🤦🏼‍♀️

I love the NFL draft. It’s fun to remember great picks, snubs and duds. I love the dichotomy No 1 gets $$$ and a shit team. No 30 gets meh $$$ but a baller currently competitive team. What do you pick ?

A new pope might be selected before Shadeur Sanders.

I’m convinced teenagers are meant to prepare you for the empty nest, it’s basically like they don’t live here, but the dirty dishes indicate otherwise 🤣

I believe in multiple timelines. I know the Mandela effect is real and it was Berenstein Bears. I believe there is a benevolent force guiding our reality to save us from something worse. I wake up beyond groggy when it shifts.

Why is mercury so fascinating though !

My son is watching the new Lego Masters season and I am reminded that I would have been a terrible architect 🤣

Something moving in the Big Dipper tonight - caught courtesy iPhone cam

Anyone else having trouble with mail app on iPhone since IOS 18.5 update? Apple

YES!!!! May the Schwartz be with you

Just watched Poop Cruise on Netflix. Anyone know an Apple developer who can create a poop lasagne emoji 🤔

Anyone tried taking pictures inside the Sistine chapel with the Fay ban meta glasses ? 🤔

What is this gelato flavor in Rome 🤔