Had a photo shoot for people mag today. It was cool. Not as fun as dry humping but still fun

I pretty much own our mail man.

Here's that pic I did for People Magazine. Glad I was having a good dick day. say.ly/WeB3MPX

“Eric Stonestreet: what keeps me grounded say.ly/lxI3Niz” I seriously couldn't care less.

I'd fuck me. say.ly/rmj3OGR

“@aliswimmingpool: excited that Coleman Hawkins started following me. He needs to meet Sasha the dog. pic.x.com/OQJDbByu” I'd hit that

It's Eric Stonestreet first day back on his little TV show. Big fucking deal. I got an itch I can't scratch, cause im a fucking dog.

Had a dream last night that the fed ex guy, ups guy, dhl guy and the mailman all came at me an once. Fuckin kicked ALL their asses.

Just took my first dump in my new yard. Pretty much the same as my old yard.

Happy birthday Eric Stonestreet! Thanks for taking such good care of me but seriously, what happens to my nuts? Just tell me bro.

“Eric Stonestreet: I love this guy Coleman Hawkins more than I have words to describe. say.ly/pdu4aVH” I thought u were just gay on tv

My morning do. say.ly/ReO4dxT

I hate pooping when it's raining outside.

When Eric Stonestreet calls me inside from playing I wanna tell him to go F himself.

I haven't tweeted in a while yet Eric Stonestreet keeps pimping me out on TV. Sheesh we get it. I'm cute. Enough already.

God I miss my nuts.

This is a picture with some crap put on me by Eric Stonestreet

Here i am resting.

Here's me and one of my good friends, Charlie.

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