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Lol.

I guess she couldn’t get past that last playoff performance.

Death, taxes and…

I’m stress eating today. I don’t care.

Same here but I’m actually working. This dude doesn’t deserve to be in China much less the NBA. Daryl Morey 🗽🏀 the goat for trading him for an MVP.

We would be a healthier society if we did away with squatter’s rights.

“Don’t believe your eyes when you saw my arm extend and push this man to the floor and then completely disregard him as if he was nothing but a nuisance.” Bro, shut up. Ratings should suffer because of you. You routinely exhibit the worst behavior in professional athletes. #NBA

Why is it weird to us that a mother, who clearly loves her son very deeply, would react with such raw emotion when she witnesses something devastating towards him? I love this video and I bet she’s an amazing mom.

If the UFC did away with rounds Nate might be the WW champion. #DiazArmy

Guilty pleasure: bake checking tailgaters really hard and then looking in my rear view mirror to laugh and receive my well-deserved middle finger.

Something I never thought I’d say: I’m enjoying a lot of metal music lately. It’s really good and the guitar and drum sounds are top notch.

Turned the car on and 88.7 (NPR) was on the radio. Not sure what they were talking about but I heard the phrase “scholar of queer cinema” and just rolled my eyes. Lol. It’s 8:30am y’all. I just want the traffic and weather please.

There’s never been a better time to be a consumer. In line at Disneyland I saw a guy wearing a hat and thought “that hat is super cool, I’d like to buy that hat right now.” And within 2 minutes I bought that hat. (Imperial Motion, it was one of your hats.)

Kendall and Roman should’ve pushed Mattson off that mountain to really kill the deal. Guy is a massive douche. #Succesion

Hakeem > Malone

Disrespect the caterpillar… Rave about the Butterfly

26 years ago today: Ricky Williams broke the single-game Texas rushing record. 🤘 On 37 carries, Williams rushed for 350 yards and 5 touchdowns, averaging 9.5 yards per carry. Texas beat Iowa State in Austin, 54-33.

I’m not buying Ruffles chips for 6.50 and I encourage everyone to do the same. Ridiculous.

PARENTS: There’s an episode of Baby John where his mom puts him down for bed and he continuously gets up and keeps “playing all day” while the Mom just happily keeps putting him back in bed. BOYCOTT BABY JOHN. #BoycottBabyJohn