May God bless our veterans and their families. Freedom will never come free 🇺🇸❤️

Barista just had way too much pep at 8:00 in the morning

I’m always in awe of the beauty of life

Football halftime shows just keep getting worse and worse dude

Haven’t tweeted in a while. Anywho, what’s up world!

Rest in peace, Mr. President 🙏

Anyone remember Zathura? No? Buzz off.

Wednesday is the most underrated day of the week

Wearing my new sunglasses right now and I feel like the fucking man

Absolute cinema that Tom Brady is commentating this game

America is so back. Chills right now

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If your morning coffee consists of a pound of whipped cream, you’re the problem

Toast it just bread but cooked more

What’s up with people walking on the left side of the crosswalk? What the hell is this? Europe???

We literally have bacon and people still try to tell me there’s no God

Good on Coca-Cola for bringing back the “share a Coke” bottles. Makes me feel like I’m back in 2016.

Can someone pass a law that book chapters ought not to be longer than 15 pages?

If you’re with the boys and talking about something messed up, you’re supposed to say “Apple” so everyone knows to stfu. Just an fyi

The worst thing the liberals have done is mandating a 12 man batting order in the LLWS. Shame