Rejoice! I found my nose and ear trimmer. #SeasonsGreetings

#SeasonsGreetings

#BoltUp #Chargers #Texans #NFL #ESPN

#Texans #Chargers #BoltUp #NFL #SoFi #nosebleed

#Texans #Chargers #BoltUp #NFL #nosebleed #TD

#Texans #Chargers #BoltUp #NFL #nosebleed

#RoseBowl #RollTide #Indiana #Hoosiers #ESPN

Great game but Aaron Rodgers looks terrible. #Steelers #Papillon #NFL

AI is telling me Indiana will beat Oregon, 30-20, as, apparently, the game has already been played. #PeachBowl #scandal #gambling #sleuthCody #CFB #GoDucks #Hoosiers

This weekend, I saw "Send Help." Spoiler alert! The Seahawks beat the 49ers, 41-6. #NFL

Dear Miami, Give #10 the ball. #CFBPlayoff #Hoosiers #Hurricanes

Good morning #goodmorning

Good morning. #goodmorning

Lindsey Graham was in the downhill? #Olympics #WinterOlympics #

#SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl

Drake Maye was a captain but wasn't out for the coin toss. #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2026 #conspiracy #kidnapped #bodydouble #DaveTheMovie

Put him in. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #Patriots #GoPats #NFL

Dear News, It's a sad situation but I don't need to know every up-to-the-second detail.

Sometimes when I'm whittling, I hang out in front of Supercuts and, everytime a customer comes out, I giggle and mutter, "Oh my gawd."