How is Riff Raff even famous?

Generosity creates generosity. Greed creates animosity.

One month until the slopes #Colorado

Early bird gets the worm

Lorde is a boss ass bitch, I don't care what anyone says.

Rip pants, not bongs

@Cman_white13 alcoholism isn't a joke Colin

One test stands between me and Colorado. I can almost taste that mountain air

I know its spring break everyone but please take a moment today to reflect for one of my personal favorite holidays, pi day #3.14159265359

Oh Connie

I learned a valuable lesson on Spring Break when I went to Colorado and saw a guy take 4 marijuanas and OD #scaredstraight

The original Mr. Potato Head didn't include a plastic potato. It was a kit with plastic parts that were then stabbed into real potatoes.

Every man knows that moment of panic when you tap your pockets and something is missing

Daisy Hill: where you can't go outside without the wind ruining your hair

If you still tweet about him, you're not over him #factsoflife

I think girls like selfies so much because you can take as many photos as it takes to get one where you look good

If I accidentally favorite one more thing I'm gonna freak

All these people shaming the people tweeting about 4/20, when was the last time you went to church? Christmas?

When people stand and scream at graduation I assume it's because they are surprised their kid graduated

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Marijuana destroys families ★。／｜＼ ° ★ 。☆。 。° ☆。 ☆。 ★。☆ °★